Mountain Men Get More Beaver Men's Tank Top

“Mountain Men Get More Beaver” Tank Top – Mountain Man Provision Co.

Let’s be honest—not everyone’s cut out to be a Mountain Man. But if you are, you get the joke... and the beaver. This premium tank top is made for the bold, gritty, backwoods kind of guy who appreciates a good pun and a better trapline.

Crafted from soft-washed, midweight cotton with a relaxed fit and drop armholes, this sleeveless shirt is perfect for long days on the river, in the woods, or around the fire telling tall tales. Whether you're setting steel, paddling a canoe, or just kicking back at deer camp, this tank brings laughs—and legendary comfort.

Stamped with the phrase “Mountain Men Get More Beaver,” it's part tribute to the fur trade days and part nod to the rugged lifestyle we still live today.

Product Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather options blended for softness and stretch)

Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)

Soft-washed, tight-knit fabric with an extra soft surface

Relaxed fit and drop armholes for full mobility

Durable, breathable, and made for hard use

Designed for trappers, outdoorsmen, jokers, and legends in the making

It’s more than a tank—it’s a way of life. And a damn funny one.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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